The Spider Monitor

My job is to make sure that there are no spiders in the bed or bath before Mummy gets in.

You see, Mummy is not too keen on spiders. It's not that she wants them killed or anything. It's just that she would rather they kept themselves to themselves!

So, if I find a spider, I call Daddy, who comes along with his spider-catching kit (well, actually, it's a jar with a cork stopper!) and removes the spider to outdoors, where it belongs.