My job is to maintain law and order throughout the house, which is not easy when you see how many of us there are! Still, most of the chaps are well behaved teddies, so there's never been any need to slam any of them in the brig!
I also have my own mobile telephone, just in case I have to contact Mummy and Daddy when they are out and I have an emergency. Fortunately, I haven't had to use it yet, but you just never know!
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